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What do your horns do? (John Egbert x Reader)

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[Be the wonderfully nerdy boy]

You cannot be that boy right now. You are currently not able to handle the nerdiness and naiveness of this particular boy- It would be too complicated to be him right now without a background……. Reader-chan, be someone else.


[Be ______ Zahhak]

Ah, that’s better…… Your name is ______ Zahhak. Even though you are highly embarrassed about this, you shall let this unknown reader take control of you temporarily. You are a female troll who lives with her Morail. Recently, you had developed a small flush-crush on a human boy…. UNHEARD OF! YOU CANNOT POSSIBLY BE MATESPRITES WITH A LOWLY HUMAN! YOU WERE A BLUE-BLOOD, FOR HEAVEN’S SAKES!.... Then again, your Morail is…. Lower than you in the hemospectrum, and your older brother… Yeah, let’s not talk about it. Oh, the green stuff around you? Yeah, you’re sorta taking a nap right now, dreaming peacefully about the human you were flushed for when you heard someone call your name.
“______…… _______…….. **** IT, ______, WAKE THE **** UP YOU NOOKSUCKER!!!” You yelped as you shot up from your comfy recuperacoon(or the slime-bed, as author-chan/san likes to call it), and glared at your Morail, Karkat Vantas.
“What the heck do you want, Karkitty?” You asked with a smirk, using Nepeta’s silly nickname for him. The Cancer troll scowled and huffed at you.
“YOUR **** MATESPRITE WANTS YOU.” He said with his naturally loud voice as he left, puzzling you. ‘Matesprite...?......... Oh.’ You thought, dead-panning as you got out of your slime-bed. You regretted telling Karkat of your flush crush for ‘John Egderp’ as your Morail put it oh-so-kindly. When he found out, it came to him as a small shock, but he surprisingly(to you) didn’t make a huge fuss about. Only he knows. No one else. Not even your older brother- ESPECIALLY not him. Sure, Equius had a soft spot for you, since you’re his younger sister, but he is just…. Too overprotective of you. Anyways, you’re getting off topic.

[ ______. Get out of your recuperacoon.]

Aw, but it’s so relaxing in here…. You really want to just stay in the green slime, and just go back to the dream you were having. Nonetheless, you begrudgingly got out of your comfort spot and cleaned yourself of the slime.

[ ______. Go downstairs to meet up with Karkat and your guest.]

Wait. If you had to go downstairs……..
Oh, **** your life.
You glared at your worst enemies: The stairs. These ones in particular. Just this one ****ing staircase. You ALWAYS tripped on these stairs. Every other set of stairs you walk up and down on, you’re just perfectly fine on! But these ones! Gog ****! You sighed as you finished your mini-rant about those stairs you had basically every morning before stepping down to your demise. Like any other morning, you tripped on the third step. Unlike any other morning, you felt yourself being caught.
"You okay, ______!?!?" Oh gog.... It was him.
"Uh-yeah..." You said as your face flushed blue. You quickly adjusted yourself to where you weren't on John anymore before anyone saw. Too late.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! OTP-OTP-OTP-OTP!!!!!" Nepeta practically shrieked, deepening your blush as a blush of John's own showed up.
"Nepeta, what the heck?" You whined, covering your cheeks a little as Nepeta skipped away, giggling. "Ugghhh.... Sorry about her." You said to John, your blush dying down as you looked at the boy.
"It's fine, ______…" John said, smiling reassuringly.

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John and Nepeta hanged out for the rest of the night, much to Karkat's displeasure. Karkat  had already gone to his room, so nicely saying '**** THIS. GOOD ****ING NIGHT, NOOKSTAINS!'. Later, Nepeta left to her hive, claiming that she had 'very important business to take care of'. You could only guess it was for her shipping wall... You feel bad for the victims.

[ Be the nerdy boy.]

Your name is John Egbert. Currently, you were at your crushes house, watching a movie with the female troll. Reason? You wanted to spend time with her, and you also had a question to ask. You had asked both Vriska and Terezi, but no such luck. They both told you to ask the shy blue-blooded female troll. You were confused, but, like the naive nerd you were, you hadn't question it.
"Hey John?" You heard ______ ask, making you look down to her.
"Yeah?"
"Why are you staring at my horns?"
"?... Oh yeah, what are your horns for?" You asked, reaching out, touching her horns, not noticing the bright blue blush that overtook her face.
“U-Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh……….”
"I asked Vriska and Terezi about it, and they said-...." You stopped talking, hearing some kind of sound. "..... ______.... Are you purring?" You saw ______ look down after nodding.
"Y-yea-Can you please let go?" She asked before you nodded and let go.


[ Be the embarrassed troll.]

Oh gog, you are going to freaking kill those two! How DARE they try to get HIM of all tro- Humans to do THAT to you!!! They KNOW how sensitive troll horns are, considering that THEY have them too!!
“Uh, ______?”
That was completely FOOLISH and CHILDISH of them!!! They also know how easily flustered you can get!!!
“_________________……..?”
Hey, at least they don’t know about your flush-crush on him! If they did, it would have been A LOT wor- Wait….. SOMEONE’S TOUCHING YOUR GOG ****ED HORNS AGAIN!!!! You were about to yell at them, but the ****ed purring interrupted your sentence as you subconsciously leaned into the touch.
“Wow, ______, you seriously are purring.” You heard John say.
“Nng…. Gog **** it, John, stop touching my ****ing horns!” You snapped, shocking the boy.
“Oh….. Sorry, but you weren’t responding.” He replied, taking his hands away, making you immediately lean away.
“W-Well, since you didn’t know, I guess I can let you off with a warning…”
“Didn’t know what?”
“.... Troll horns…. Are very….. Sensitive, to say the least…” You muttered, looking down with a blush. It took a minute before he figured out what you meant. Then, the next five minutes consisted of John heavily blushing and apologizing about a million miles per hour.

[Be the embarrassed human boy]

WHY DIDN’T TEREZI AND VRISKA JUST TELL YOU WHAT THE HORNS WERE FOR, **** IT!?!? NOW ______ WILL PROBABLY IGNORE YOU, TOO FLUSTERED TO DO ANYTHING!
“John?”
**** IT, HOW THE **** COULD YOU BE SO NAIVE ABOUT THIS STUFF!?!? Well, maybe it’s because you’re a human, BUT THAT’S BESIDE THE POINT!!
“Jooohhhhhnnnnn….”
YOU’RE A ****ING IDIOT! WHY COULDN’T YOU JUST ASK KANAYA OR EVEN FEFERI!?!?
“Oi. John.”
IT WOULD HAVE BEEN LESS EMBARRASSING TO- Wait, what?.......... Wait, was ______….. Kissing you?
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Holy ****.
______
is
kissing
you.
Willingly too!
…… ****, what the ***-
No, you can’t freak out now! You have to SOMEHOW let her know that you like her back!!! You softly kiss back just in time, before pulling away, your air supply already running low.

[Be the troll girl who just kissed her crush]

You blushed a heavy blue color as you saw Egderp- Y-You mean John- blink in confusion as he processed what you just did.
“..... Uh, why-”
“I’m sorry, it’s just that, umm, you weren’t shutting up, and I didn’t want to be rude about it, and you weren’t responding, so I-... Yeah.” You hurriedly explained, looking down, more embarrassed than whenever your older brother ‘protects’ you when you go out in public with him…. Which was basically all the time, but that was beside the point. It was a good minute before you looked up again, shock filling your system as you felt John kiss you……. WHAT!? Okay, okay, okay, ______, don’t panic- Aaaand he’s gone. Hehe, his cheeks are red too!
“.... D-Do you like me?” John asked suddenly.
“? Oh, y-yeah, I-I have a flush-crush on you…” Curse your stuttering! You hate it when your tongue just decides it hates your guts and fails on you! Unbeknownst to you, John was grinning.
“Hey, ______?”
“Y-Yeah?”
“I like you too!”
“R-Really?”
“Yeah! Wanna be my girlfriend?” ‘Girlfriend’..... You hope that was the human’s way of saying Matesprites….
“.......... I’m just gonna guess you mean Matesprites, and if so, yeah!” You said before John laughed nervously.
“Yeah! That’s totally what I meant!”
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Well, looks like a certain someone was going to be using your horns~!
Just my first Homestuck oneshot... o.o
Opening Pic is owned by someone who is not me.... That's for sure....
Homestuck + characters are owned by Hussie
______ Zahhak is owned by you, since you're.... You know, you
Story is owned by me~!
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